After Google Search informed me that I visited Simona Halep's Wikipedia page 57 times in the past month, I finally decided to admit I have a problem. This blog is the solution.

A timeline of my unclaimed tennis dream:

• 2005: Losing to Anthony "Beans" Palicciono in both the singles & doubles finals of the YMCA tennis camp.
• 2007–2009: Watching my childhood hero, Andy Roddick, lose at the Legg Mason Tennis Classic three years running. (Was I his bad luck charm?)
• 2012: 2x High School Record Holder for most aces & double faults in one match (28 aces to 23 double faults).
• 2014: Wimbledon Doubles Champion (Nintendo Wii).
• 2017: US Open ball kid reject.